January 20, 2017

Women Get In Formation Ahead Of Trump’s Ascent

After a moderate amount of ado, the inauguration of Donald Trump will take place today. President-elect (for now) Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States at 11:30am EST. Performers, including Toby Keith and 3 Doors Down, will help roll out the welcome wagon. Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of protesters will descend on Washington – and many other US cities – for the Women’s March. Saturday’s event has the potential to eclipse attendance at the inauguration, with reports of five times the amount of buses booked for the former.

Yes, I want to sound marginally more intelligent: