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HILLARY CLINTON

Former Secretary of State
and inventor of “Chillary Clinton”

What gets her blood boiling?

The economy. Looking to help “every day Americans,” Clinton plans to expand employment opportunities and raise wages by investing in infrastructure and clean energy.

But what about the Middle East

Believing that the US should have come to Syria’s aid years ago, she plans to go after ISIS. She also promises to never allow Iran to acquire a nuclear weapon.

Who does she love?

“Every day Americans” aka working families. Clinton wants to guarantee up to 12 weeks of paid family and medical leave for new parents. This plan would also ensure at least a two-thirds wage replacement rate for workers.

How “Chill” is Chillary?

There have been over 90 books and scholarly works written about Hillary Clinton in her lifetime, and she is a muse for internet memes and a Snapchat savant. So if you’re curious, there’s no shortage of material… including her personal emails.

DONALD TRUMP

Professional Donald Trump

What gets his blood boiling?

Pretty much everyone. He wants to build a wall along the Mexican border, give Putin a piece of his mind and remind him who’s the boss, and he even unveiled a plan to ban Muslims from entering the United States.

That’s a lot of people.

The list goes on. He has referred to China as “our enemy,” believes it’s too risky for America to welcome Syrian refugees and wants more sanctions on Iran.

Surely he likes someone?

Well… there is someone.

Who? Who does The Donald like?

Hillary Clinton. He can deny it all he wants, but he has frequently been quoted as saying “I just like her, I like her and I like her husband.” A picture of the two of them laughing together when the Clintons attended Trump’s wedding went viral and even launched a conspiracy theory that his candidacy is a ruse.